What is the best advice you have ever been given? Mine was not to pee against an electric fence, but perhaps?

some are deeper than that.What is the best advice you have ever been given? Mine was not to pee against an electric fence, but perhaps?
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There are2 pts my father gave me and 3 from my first Sen-sei





My father said to pay my des or I would pay my dues and to do something right the first time so it doesn't follow you home.





My Sen-sei taught me,by action:


Don't be there


Don't go there


There does not exist.





These are like Mantras to me and have never failed me when applied.
My one was similar.Never lick an electric fence.But most electric fences I have come across wouldn't do much anyhow.
Don't moon your cellmate.
don't **** where you eat. Can be taken many different ways.